Everybody needs a hedgehog because a hedgehog really knows how to be a best friend.
A hedgehog loves to watch television with you and doesn't even mind if you don't always want to watch animal shows.
A hedgehog loves to have early morning coffee with you (or juice).
A hedgehog will keep you from being scared and lonely at night.
Hedgehogs take very good care of their babies; they would take very special care of any new baby. There are so many hedgehogs here! If you, or someone you know, needs a new best friend, consider adopting one of the hedgehogs that live here. And remember....
DON'T TELL THE LADY!